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[kamomil]

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) A discussion with an attractive stranger pushes your bookish buttons and sets off more phrenic fireworks than when you finally got to the end of Gravity's Rainbow. If you're single, giddyup. If you're attached, you have two options: a) carefully and thoughtfully debate the finer points of your current partner versus those of this beautiful, brilliant beast, or b) lie like a bastard. Meanwhile, the opportunity to revisit a past life presents itself when your freshman yearbook photo turns up on the net. Don't panic. Learn to appreciate your awkward phase on an ironic level.

Ha ha my awkward phase is STILL going on LOLOLOL! AND you can't help but appreciate it on an ironic level when so many people are so happy to point it out for you. hmph.