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Feb. 17th, 2005 01:22 pmWojciech popped into the graphics room today and told us a joke.
A man is on holiday in Israel with his family and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law passes away while they are there. The cost to have the remains shipped back home is $5000, the burial cost to have her buried in Israel is $300. The man thinks a bit, then says, "no, I'd like her shipped back home." The funeral guy says, "are you sure? that's a big price difference." The man says, "no, I'm positive. I heard about a guy who was buried here who came back from the dead after three days, and I don't want that to happen here."
Wojciech always has a good joke. I don't know how he remembers them. I only have the capacity to remember about two at a time.
A man is on holiday in Israel with his family and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law passes away while they are there. The cost to have the remains shipped back home is $5000, the burial cost to have her buried in Israel is $300. The man thinks a bit, then says, "no, I'd like her shipped back home." The funeral guy says, "are you sure? that's a big price difference." The man says, "no, I'm positive. I heard about a guy who was buried here who came back from the dead after three days, and I don't want that to happen here."
Wojciech always has a good joke. I don't know how he remembers them. I only have the capacity to remember about two at a time.
