Hah! I have a funny story for you. Once at university, I ate a bad tuna sandwich (during summer school, so the sandwich might have been old) and I puked on the bathroom floor, in the parking lot, then once I was driving home, I had to pull over the car and do an urgent #2 on the side of the road. Luckily it was in a rural area so no one noticed or cared. LOL.